he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
vagina is talking i cant
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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