Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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