K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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