I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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