Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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