they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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