why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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