let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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