Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
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It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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