im about as happy as oj after his trial
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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