Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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