ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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