Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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