I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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