non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you didnt know i had herpes?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
