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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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