party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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