Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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