Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Never joke about your clitoris.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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