And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
He did a backflip because drugs
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
