windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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