he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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