i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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