And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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