Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Actions speak louder than pants.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Will exercising make me less horny?
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