found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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