i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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