you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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