What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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