you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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