ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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