just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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