No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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