Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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