It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
it's like heaven, but drunker
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
whose parrot is this?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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