I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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