Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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