It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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