Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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