It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
