So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Welp...herpes.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
they're like a gay fantastic four
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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