Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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