girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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