Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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