Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
3 2 1 whiskey
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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