they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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