Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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