The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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