Kiss
Puke
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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