i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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