i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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