I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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