Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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