i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he was CRYING into my vagina
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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